Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Senior Moment]

>         A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent
> football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
> sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
> understand his generation.
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>           "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
> primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
> to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
> space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars.
> We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
> light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
>           The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany
> and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
> young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead,
> what are you doing for the next generation?"
>           The applause was deafening.
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>      I just love senior citizens!!!
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