Subject: Sunday Morning Sex
I will soon be back writing my own. Meanwhile-----ENOY
Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. "
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." | |
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4 comments:
Great one, moose. I'm going to ban all the vendors on Sunday mornings.
Good God Moose. When I read the title of this post I thought you were going to write about youself and Mrs. Moose. Then I saw it was a joke. Don't do that to me.
Cat: Smart man
Babzy: I'm brave not stupid
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