Subject: Sexy Sandals
So a married couple walked into this shoe shop.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in.Dey make you wild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his
pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
10 comments:
HAHAHA good one!
Babzy: I thought it was funny. Hope no one was offended
Who would be offended? Shoe salesmen? hahaha
Babzy: EXACTLY
I tried every trick in the book to get my son to read. He just couldn't sit still that long except to look at skateboard mags.
Then he got a little older and liked to "read" Maxim and other girly mags.
Now he likes to read physics books. Who knew?
Babzy: Sometimes it just takes patience.
Oh, OK---now I've got it!
Maybe he should've been an underwear salesman...!
You know---"You got dem on backwads, mon!!!
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno: What can I say?LOL
Bruno, you've had one too many atomic wedgies.
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