Fwd: Fw: Dangerous rooftop

LAUGH FOR THE DAY ------ENJOY



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>>> > A rather well built woman spent almost all of her vacation time
>>> > sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
>>> >
>>> > The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bikini. However on the
>>> > second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of
>>> > it in order to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her
>>> > way up there.
>>> >
>>> > She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She
>>> > was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
>>> >
>>> > "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered, little assistant manager of the
>>> > hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we
>>> > would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did
>>> > yesterday!"
>>> >
>>> > "What difference does it make?" she asked rather calmly. "No one can
>>> > see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
>>> >
>>> > "With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little
>>> > man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."
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