Saturday, July 14, 2007

Fwd: FW: All Women. . . . .



This is for all you ladies out there. Enjoy

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,

Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared

And asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and

That she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their

Family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble

Set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble

Ringed with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this

Your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three

Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the

Riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the

Water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you

Crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a

Misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up

With Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with

My husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care

Of all

Three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and

Honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

All Women




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You got THAT right, Moose.

alphonsedamoose said...

Babzy: I am sure I do! Women=can't live with them, can't live without them