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| John was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds." The next morning John got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Friday. Life is too short for petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly! | |||
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6 comments:
Hi Alphonse
Nice story.
I suggested to Mrs YesBut that we should renew our marriage vows on leap day, she hit me across the head, accused me the reason was so that we would only have to celebrate our anniversary every four years - can't fool her!
I'm sure I saw this with the name Hugh (or was it Moose?) somewhere else. Hmmmmmmmm...
YesbUT, OUCH , I bet that hurt. But I will say , Mrs. YesBut is an extremely smart woman.
Cat: Indeed you may have. I know one Hugh who is not too bright when it comes to things like this.I'm amazed he has survived as long as he has.
Beautiful.....!
Thanks Deb.
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