Wisdom

 

 

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The Wisdom Of Our Time . . .

 

<>It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame .   <> You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.   <> We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'smart'?           The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.   <> A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.   <> when blondes have more fun do they know it?     <> Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.   <> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL <>   <>  money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.   <> Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.   <> If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.   <> Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

<> Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog

 

<> We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

 

<>Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

 

<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

 

 

Friends don't let friends
take ugly  people   home. 

 

<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

 

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

 

<> Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.

 

<> ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

 

<>  GUN CONTROL: using both hands

 

The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.

 

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

 

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '.