Forget Rednecks,
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumpers in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes,
And forward them to all
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live in Canada .
10 comments:
Am I correct in guessing Canada is a cold but friendly place? :)
Got a kick out of these. Thanks Moose.
YesBut, you are most certainly an astute fellow
Cat: Glad you enjoyed them
Alphons
Have you given up blogging?
Or are you in China representing Canada?
Best wishes
YB
Hi yesBut; NO i haven't given up blogging. The last couple of months have just been crazy busy and I just haven't had a lot of time. Thanks for asking though.
I will be back when the summer slows down.
This is a "form comment" to my blog buddies.
Poor old Bloggin' Babzy was all worn out so I had to kill her off and bury her in the "Garden of the Past" along with a few other characters, thought patterns, bad habits, and old shoes. In time I will be starting a brand new blog with a completely different focus and will send you the link.
Until then enjoy the rest of the summer my friend. Take care.
I await your new persona with bated (baited?) breath
Just called in to say hi :)
yesBut: Hi, How are you . I'm hoping to post something tomorrow.
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