Thursday, July 17, 2008

Canadians eh !!!






 

A Little Canadian Humor...
 
 

Forget Rednecks,

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
 

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

September through May,

You may live in Canada .


 

If someone in a Home Depot store

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,

You may live in Canada .


 

 

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You may live in Canada .



 

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada .


 


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

South of Detroit for the weekend,

You may live in Canada .


 


If you measure distance in hours,

You may live in Canada .


 

 

If you know several people

Who have hit a deer more than once,

You may live in Canada .


 

 

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'

In the same day and back again,

 You may live in Canada .


 


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

During a raging blizzard without flinching,

You may live in Canada .


 

 

If you install security lights on your house and garage,

 But leave both unlocked,

You may live in Canada .


 

If you carry jumpers in your car

And your wife knows how to use them,

You may live in Canada .


 

                   If you design your kid's Halloween costume

To fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .


 

                        If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --

You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,

You may live in Canada .


 

                                If driving is better in the winter

Because the potholes are filled with snow,

You may live in Canada .


 

If you know all 4 seasons:

Almost winter, winter, still winter,

And road construction,

You may live in Canada .


 

If you have more miles

On your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .


 

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',

You may live in Canada .


 


 

If you actually understand these jokes,

And forward them to all

Your Canadian friends & others,

You definitely live in Canada .

 

 






10 comments:

yesbuts said...

Am I correct in guessing Canada is a cold but friendly place? :)

Catmoves said...

Got a kick out of these. Thanks Moose.

alphonsedamoose said...

YesBut, you are most certainly an astute fellow

alphonsedamoose said...

Cat: Glad you enjoyed them

yesbuts said...

Alphons
Have you given up blogging?
Or are you in China representing Canada?
Best wishes
YB

alphonsedamoose said...

Hi yesBut; NO i haven't given up blogging. The last couple of months have just been crazy busy and I just haven't had a lot of time. Thanks for asking though.
I will be back when the summer slows down.

Babzy said...

This is a "form comment" to my blog buddies.

Poor old Bloggin' Babzy was all worn out so I had to kill her off and bury her in the "Garden of the Past" along with a few other characters, thought patterns, bad habits, and old shoes. In time I will be starting a brand new blog with a completely different focus and will send you the link.

Until then enjoy the rest of the summer my friend. Take care.

alphonsedamoose said...

I await your new persona with bated (baited?) breath

yesbuts said...

Just called in to say hi :)

alphonsedamoose said...

yesBut: Hi, How are you . I'm hoping to post something tomorrow.